求个恶搞歌曲。歌词大意是我没有JJ。蛋还少1个 用别的方式来爱你。MV也很搞笑。 突然忘了。

是不是这个,如果帮助到了你,望采纳,谢谢啊~视频都被屏蔽了

歌曲名字:In Different Ways

I can see it in your eyes girl

女孩,在你的眼中我能看到

That you're in the mood for love

你正沉浸在爱河

So I light some candles, pour some wine

于是我点起蜡烛,倒上红酒

Come sit down on the rug

走过来坐在地毯上

But there's something I must tell you, babe

但宝贝有些事我要告诉你

Before we take this step

在我们进垒之前

Something about me girl

一些关于我的事

That you do not know yet

那些你还不知道的

I have no penis

我没有老二了

It was torn off

它被扯掉了

In a bicycle accident

那是一次自行车的亲密接触

In nineteen ninety nine

那是在1999

I also lost one testicle

我还丢了一颗睾丸

So all I have is a weird uni-ball

所以我只剩下一颗诡异的蛋蛋

And a rubber tube, between my legs

以及两腿间一条橡胶的管子

But babe, I can love you in different ways

可是宝宝,我会用别的方式爱你

I'll make love to you with the rubber tube

我会用那根橡皮管和你做爱

That I use for urinating

那根我用来撒尿的管子

I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it

我在上面绑了两根冰棒

Make it easier for penetrating

好让它更容易插入

And having only one ball

而且剩一颗蛋蛋

Isn't always a bad thing

也并不完全是坏事

It's like a pool ball in a pillow case

它就像枕套里包着一颗台球

It's like a cherry on a sundae

它就像冰淇淋上的一颗樱桃

'Cause girl

姑娘,因为……

I have no penis

我没有老二

I have no cock

我没有JJ

If it looks like I have a ball

如果它看起来像是还有一颗

Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock

那只是因为我塞的是袜子

Girl, I know that you're afraid

姑娘,我知道你在担心

But I promise, baby, if you stay

但我保证,宝贝,如果你留下

I'll put a cucumber in the microwave

我会把黄瓜放进微波炉里

And babe, I will love you in different......ways

而且宝贝,我会用别的方式爱你

Just because I don't have a cock

只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock

并不表示我不能摇滚

Just because I don't have a cock

只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock

并不表示我不能摇滚

Just because I don't have a cock

只是因为我没有JJ

it doesn't mean I can't rock

并不表示我不能摇滚

Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock

不要被我的剩蛋迷惑