跪求、、《太平间闹鬼事件》里的所有经典台词
这是我从电影《太平间闹鬼事件》找到的最佳台词，已经翻译了过来，后面还有原文！
马特。坎贝尔：妈妈，如果我死了的话。。。
莎拉。坎贝尔：不！你不会死！
（她转身快步离开了房间）
马特。坎贝尔：（小声的说）这不是你的错。
（讲一个校话）
马特坎贝尔：医生对病人说：“你得了癌症和老年痴呆症！”病人对医生说：“哇！那我至少没有得癌症！”
莎拉。坎贝尔：（抽泣中祈祷着）不！你不能带走他！你不能带走我的儿子！！
温蒂：可是你怎么办？
马特。坎贝尔：我已经死了！
（背一首诗）
马特。坎贝尔：在一个明亮的夜晚，两个死去的男孩起来决斗，他们背靠背面对对方，挥动手中的剑，射向对方（用子弹射的意思），一个耳聋的警察听到了声音，赶过来杀死了这两个已经死去的男孩
（马特和温蒂坐在桌子上看着他们在地板条下发现的东西）
温蒂：（看着马特）什么？
马特：（看着乔纳的照片）没什么
温蒂：（对马特说）别这样马特，至少给我个机会（让我知道些什么）
马特：（向温蒂展示乔纳的照片）我见过他
温蒂：（对马特说）别说了！
马特：（把乔纳的照片收起来）我给过你机会了
温蒂：（对马特说）对不起好不好？！继续说！
温蒂：（对马特说）求你了
马特：（又拿出接纳的照片给温蒂看）我以为这是我的幻觉，可是 我确实看到过这个孩子，自从我们来到这里后几乎每天都能 ！
马特：（对温蒂说）好吧，我经常半夜醒来，感觉他就在我的身体里，通过我的眼睛观察周围的一切！
马特：（对温蒂说）在一个晴朗的夜晚，两个死去的男孩起床打架，就像我和他，我们就是那两个死去的孩子！
温蒂：（对马特说）这个地方也许在闹鬼！
温蒂：（对马特说）或者，我的意思是说，我们必须找到是谁把这些东西放在地板下面，他为什么这样做！
马特：（对温蒂说）确实应该这样，可是怎么做到呢？
温蒂：（对马特说）好吧，别告诉别人，我知道全国各地都有能够保存隐秘信息的建筑！
（马特盯着温蒂）
温蒂：（对马特说）这种建筑被称作：：：图书馆！！！
（两人都笑了）
附：原文
advertisementMatt Campbell: Mom, if I die...
Sara Campbell: No! You won't.
[she turns and hurries out of the room]
Matt Campbell: [under his breath] ... it's not your fault.
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[telling a joke]
Matt Campbell: Doctor says to patient, "You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's." Patient says to doctor, "Wooo! At least I don't have cancer."
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Sara Campbell: [sobbing while praying] No, you can't have him! You can't take my son!
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Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.
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[reciting a poem]
Matt Campbell: One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
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[Matt and Wendy sitting at the table looking at things they found in the floorboards]
Wendy: [looking at Matt] What?
Matt Campbell: [Looking at a picture of Jonah] Nothing.
Wendy: [to Matt] Matt come on, just give me a chance.
Matt Campbell: [Showing her the picture of Jonah] I've seen him.
Wendy: [to Matt] Shut up.
Matt Campbell: [Putting away the picture of Jonah] Gave you a chance.
Wendy: [to Matt] I'm sorry okay just, go on.
Wendy: [to Matt] Please.
Matt Campbell: [Continuing to show Wendy the picture of Jonah] I thought that I was hallucinating, but i have seen this kid, almost everyday since we've been here.
Matt Campbell: [to Wendy] Okay, I wake up in the middle of the night, and it feels like he's been inside me, looking out through my eyes.
Matt Campbell: [to Wendy] One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, okay me and him, we're just two dead boys.
Wendy: [to Matt] Maybe this place is haunted.
Wendy: [to Matt] Either way,I mean we have to find out who put these things under the floorboards and why.
Matt Campbell: [to Wendy] Yeah but how?
Wendy: [to Matt] Okay don't tell anyone, But there are these buildings all over the country where secret knowledge is kept.
[Matt staring at Wendy]
Wendy: [to Matt] Known only, as libraries.
[Both laughing]