高分求英语翻译！！机翻勿进

我收集了一些老师的经典台词，首先是我们懂老师的：我给你们说啊,人活脸,树活皮,人不要脸,鬼都害怕；你这个小死姑娘。I've collected some pretty classic phrases from our teachers. First comes Teacher Dong: "Let me tell you kids somethin', trees live on their barks and us on our faces. You dare not to care about losing face? 这个是我们班主任的：我就要给你家长喊来问哈 ，他到底是读还是不读!

Then even demons would be scared of you." "Oh you little damned girl!".And the following from our home class teacher: "Gee, i'm so gonna call over your parents and see if you would decide to settle or not!" 这个是尹老师的：我给你们讲一个故事，一个清华大学大学毕业生嫁给一个杀猪的。

Then one from Teacher Yi: "Let me tell you guys a story, once there's this girl who graduated from QingHua university, and guess what? She ended up marrying a pig slaughter!"

我们廉老师的：我不喊起立了，节约时间。

Following Teacher Lian: "I'll pass the 'all rise' thing and save you people some time."

最后是我们同学hyacinth的：我喜欢220伏

And finally, our classmate hyacinth: "I like 200 Volt!"