幽默风趣的顺口溜

关于幽默风趣的顺口溜如下：

1.翩翩潇洒美少年，浪剑江湖为红颜，若用真心来相对，我就爱你一万年。I love you for ten thousand years if I use my heart to face you.

2.爱人选温柔似水甜如蜜的，同事选埋头苦干没脾气的，朋友选猪头后脑流鼻涕的。Lovers choose to be gentle and sweet,colleagues choose to work hard and have no temper,friends choose to have a runny nose.

3.一吹吹到火车站，火车站有火车，给你轧个稀巴烂。As soon as I blow to the railway station,there's a train at the station.I'll make a mess of it for you.

4.好老婆标准：耍赖是可爱，严厉是旺夫成龙，不花钱是节约，花钱是有品位。Good wife standard:play is lovely,strict is Wangfu Jackie Chan,do not spend money is saving, spend money is taste.

5.穷则独善其身，富则妻妾成群。The poor are alone,the rich are wives and concubines

6.三个臭皮匠臭味都一样。The three cobblers smell the same