音乐剧悲惨世界的歌词

歌曲：Master Of The House(音乐剧悲惨世界)

歌手：音乐剧悲惨世界

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Welcome, Msier

sit yourself down

and meet the best

innkeeper in town.

As for the rest,

all of them crooks

rooking the guests

and cooking the books.

Seldom do you see

honest men like me.

A gent of good intent

whos content to be

Master of the House

Doling out the charm

ready with a handshake

and an open palm

tells a saucy tale

makes a little stir

customers appreciate a bon-viveur!

Glad to do my friends a favor

doesnt cost me to be nice

but nothing gets you nothing

everything has got a little price!

Master of the house

keeper of the zoo

ready to relieve em

of a sou, or two

watering the wine

making up the weight

pickin up their knick-knacks

when they cant see straight

everybody loves a landlord

everybodys bosom friend

I do whatever pleases

Jesus! Dont I bleed em in the end!

Master of the house

quick to catch yer eye

Never wants a passer-by

to pass him by.

Servant to the poor

Butler to the great

Comforter, philosopher

and lifelong mate!

Everybodys boon companion

Everybodys chaperone.

But lock up your valises

Jesus! Wont I skin yer to the bone!

Enter, Msieur

Lay down yer load

unlace yer boots

and rest from the road.

This weighs a ton

travels a curse

but here we strive

to lighten your purse.

Here the goose is cooked

here the fat is fried

and nothings overlooked

till Im satisfied....

Food beyond compare

food beyond belief

mix it in a mincer

and pretend its beef.

Kidney of a horse

liver of a cat

filling up the sausages

with this and that!

Residents are more then welcome

bridal suite is occupied!

Reasonable charges

plus some little extras on the side!

Charge em for the lice

extra for the mice

two per cent for looking in the mirror twice!

Here a little slice

there a little cut

three per cent for sleeping with the window shut!

When it comes to fixing prices

there are lots of tricks he knows

how it all increases

all them bits an pieces

Jesus! Its amazing how it grows!

Master of the house

quick to catch your eye

never wants a passerby to pass him by

servant to the poor

butler to the great

comforter, philosopher

and lifelong mate.

Everybodys boon companion

gives em everything hes got.

Dirty bunch of geezers

Jesus! What a sorry little lot!

I used to think

that I would meet a prince.

But God Almighty.

Have you seen whats happened since?

Master of the House?

Isnt worth me spit!

Comforter, philosopher

--and lifelong shit!

Cunning little brain

regular Voltaire

thinks hes quite a lover

but theres not much there.

What a cruel trick of nature

landed me with such a louse

God knows how Ive lasted

living with this bastard in the house!

Master of the House!

Master and a half!

Comforter, philosopher

Dont make me laugh!

Servant to the poor

butler to the great

Hypocrite and toady

and inebriate!

Everybody bless the landlord!

Everybody bless his spouse!

Everybody raise a glass!

Raise it up the masters arse!

Everybody raise a glass to

the Master of the House