英语小故事1分钟幽默

　故事教学法在外语学习中的运用取得了良好的效果并且得到了广泛的运用。我整理了1分钟幽默英语小故事，欢迎阅读!

1分钟幽默英语小故事篇一

　The mean man's party

　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."

　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝啬鬼请客

　一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：?你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.?

　?为什么要用我的肘和脚呢

　?你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧吝啬鬼回答.

1分钟幽默英语小故事篇二

　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

1分钟幽默英语小故事篇三

　a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

1分钟幽默英语小故事篇四

　The New Teacher

　George comes from school on the first of September.

　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　新老师

　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

　乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

　妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。